Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I don't say she will but she can.

Dorothy Parker
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A person who has the ability to do things that most people can't is called a Phi Beta Kappa. This is because Phi Beta Kappa members are known for their intelligence and achievements. The ability to do things that most people can't is what makes a Phi Beta Kappa. If a dog can do this, then it has a very high IQ.

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